Goose Gander Cunt

Used to describe someone that doesn't understand that was is good for most people is also good for them; i.e.; what is good for the goose is good for the gander!

JB: Hey man, our supervisor is a dick, he treats us like shit but expects to be treated like a king!?!
L: Yeah, he is just a Goose Gander Cunt!

by DJ Talleo October 26, 2015

Goose Engine

Old lady vagina

Whooo-eee it sure is hot out here Joan. I gotta get up and air out the ol' goose engine.

This goose engine hasn't taken flight in some time now.

by Melawesomeous July 16, 2016

Goose'Fappin

1) German slang term from the Brasche origins meaning the art of self love with a live goose.

2) The act of a Goose preforming self love.

3) The act of wearing a Goose costume while performing self love. AKA Doin the Hans !

..." Oh Man... I cant wait for my new furry goose suit. Gonna get in to some serious Hans style Goose'Fappin this weekend"

... you think Mother duck over there would be into some Goose'Fappin ?

.... Hey Billy... you see the Goose in the water over there... I think he's Goose'Fappin !

by MackDaddyMackDaddy September 12, 2017

Goosefaggot

A name for a selfish-ass YouTuber (SomeArtist with about 800 subs), who doesn't care what you say.

Goosefaggot messaged me on discord saying "I didn't do anything wrong." even though he was a dickbag.

by xXGaLaXyXx July 18, 2018

Goose egg

When a male pulls his nut through his shorts

He showed me his goose egg in class

by TheGoatwhisperer September 18, 2018

Goosay

A well endowed man, amazing body, a gentleman, bilingual, papi rico, devout muslim. usually has a huge dick.

A:you see that guy over there?
B:omg girl he’s a goosay, i couldn’t walk right for days :()

by bdsmlove January 16, 2020

Goopscoop

Goopscoop A Homosexual with a well defined protruding or (jutting) Chin. Which can be implemented in the collection of Semen after he has sucked a dick.

Oh Brucie don't forget to use your Goopscoop to clean up on and around the crack and sac.

by Jackrcrak June 28, 2020