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Cocoplum Gangster

n. rich, spoiled, wannabe-thug who lives in Cocoplum. Typically can be seen driving the Mercedes-Benz or BMW his mommy and daddy bought him. He might be affiliated with a "gang" and may even threaten to slap you with his wallet.
The Cocoplum Gangsters got in a fight with the Key Rats on the other side of town over who had the more expensive car.
by el pandillero December 8, 2004
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gangster pocket

A prisoners asshole, where he/she stores their weapons or drugs before entering prison
Yo gangsta, go squeeze out my meth out yo gangster pocket before your booty juice leaks in it
by Anthony Sargenitals April 7, 2008
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Phone Gangster

Girl 1:Yea bitch when I see u i'ma fuck u up!

Girl 2:Trick u aint gon do shit, Fuckin phone gangster!
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Gangster Autograph

A gangster autograph is what you call it when you acquire several bullet holes in your car. From a gun toting pedestrian. One can recieve a gangster autograph for various reasons. Varying from because the person donesnt like how you look or because your the police. Most commonly police cars are the recievers of Gangster Autographs as when a police car is fired upon they like to show what there V8 engine is for. Which is geting the hell out of there real quick only to return 10 minutes latter with 50 cops to find that the shooter is long gone.
I gave that cop car a quick gangster autograph so my crew knows i keep it real.

Some rich folks drove there brand new Hummer through the poor part of town to observer the locals in action. The locals were so pleased to have such lovely rich visters that they were all eager to put there gangster autograph on the new Hummer.

I gangster autographed that car for parking so far away from the curb.
by The Screw of Damnation January 20, 2006
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gangster as fuck

when something is so incredibly ghetto fabulous that you can't simply refer to it as "gangster". It's like "gangster" to the Nth degree.
"Dang, homeboy is riding through Hillsboro with 22" wire wheels and whitewalls on that '78 Cut Supreme"

"Yeah, that shit is gangster as fuck"
by Auditor David December 4, 2009
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confessional gangster

A person who expresses potentially controversial opinions in some sort of comfort space (confessional, Twitter, text message) in which they do not have to face the reaction directly.
Jay always is talking smack on twitter, but avoids me in real life. What a confessional gangster.
by thatonestraightupgangsta July 23, 2019
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Gangster Psychology

Psychologically speaking, schizophrenia isn't real. (Pick up line)

Interesting

Anyways, wtf's up. I bet all of you randoms have been fucked up since childhood...

That was an ultimate catfish, the silence was golden.

Look, I just got initiated into every gang this year.(fuck 2020 bros)

Look what's the definition of Guirella Warfare backwards. (Obviously)

Can you imagine how I've pissed all the wrong people off? I was like fuck Schizophrenia bro.

(Are you starting to get Gangster Psychology?)

Cause Astrologically speaking I'm an Aries & I'm #1 bros.

As in: I come before thee, biblically speaking.

Side note: Did you know that a common modern day parable is a metaphor using an English narrative like a simile for similarity, Literally? (I have you fucked up if you don't know Native English, 'statistically the most common global language,' Theology & Psychology, scientifically speaking.)

Cause I'm a fucking Gangster bitch. & they all have me absolutely fucked up on that one, Anonymously.

I would update your processing if you don't know who Anonymous is btw. (Youtube that shit, fuck Google temporarily.)

Anyways, I just somehow know I produced massive incoming damage. (Next Level that shit.)

Anyways, as an example, I invented Gangster Psychology. I'm fucking Captain Anonymous very fucking obviously. (Incoming Damage)

Ultimate Cliffhanger. (End Narrative)

Ps: What's a Gangster Disciple?
Wtf <---(Ultimate Catphishing=Gangster Psychology'.)
Do you not know Gangster Psychology bro? Wtf's your problem?
by WreckingGirl December 1, 2020
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