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Originating from Old English language, this word is commonly used to describe a feast. Old English families would usually hold these semi-annual feasts and they would attract hundreds of people. Unknown to most potty mouths today, this word was actually used very commonly and in a good way.
Sir Bob: Wow what an excellent fuck. I haven't had one that good in a while.

Lady Sarah: Agreed. If I ever need a good fuck, I will definetly go to her castle again.
by iloveexcellentfeasts June 26, 2008
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fucked

A term to describe the company I work for
when my co-worker and I quit.
by ocu-pie May 4, 2003
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fuck

The only fucking word that can be put everyfuckingwhere and still fucking make fucking sense.
"YOUR SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
"oh my fucking god"
"that makes no fucking sense."
by obsessd with your parents. October 20, 2021
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FUCK

A fucking Sweet Word which is fuckingly used most common slang,fuck***??
Jason:What happened to you!!

Richard:I will die now!!

Jason:What...BTW what's the Cause??

Richard:My WIFE and girlfriend is fucking my grandfather and father respectively.
by xXxPOISON X May 12, 2020
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Fuck

Use it to show you're suspicious of someone, e.g: "who the fuck are you?!?!"
To show you're lost, e.g: "where the fuck am I??"
To point them ^^ in the right direction, e.g: "FUCK OFF!"
To show you're in trouble, e.g: "Oh, I'm fucked now..."
When panicking, e.g: "Let's get the fuck out of here!!!"
When resigned to a situation, e.g: "Oh, fuck it..."
To be aggressive, e.g: "FUCK YOU!!"
To show surprise, e.g: "Oooh, fuck me!"
If you're confused, e.g: "What the fuck?!"
To show despair, e.g: "Fucked again..."
To show denile, e.g: "I didn't fucking do it."
To show apathy, e.g: "Well who gives a fuck?"
Oh Yes, What A Versatile Word Fuck Is. Be Sure To Start Using It More Often :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Nv4ZqBw5F4
"Well Fuck This!" :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Nv4ZqBw5F4 (No Copyright Intended. Not My Video.) :)
by Amyzingbabe :) November 9, 2010
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fuck

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by qwerrrt November 25, 2007
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Fuck

Chad : Mmm! Dam Michelle your naked body is so hot! Ahhh!
Michelle : Thanks Chad so are you gonna rub it or Fuck it?
Chad : Mmm! Im gonna Fuck the shit out of it!
Michelle : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Wife : Hey guy's dinner's ready wow I wish you would Fuck my pussy like that! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhh! Hey honey try to keep it warm for us I still need to Fuck Michelle in the ass!
Michelle : Oh Chad I must warn you when guy's Fuck me in the ass I tend to poo!
Chad : Who cares my wife can clean it up!
Michelle : Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort! AhhhUhhhhOhhhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh Squishy!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would fuck me in the ass so I can poo all over you dick! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn we got poo and cum all over the bed & us guess we need to shower! (wink)
Michelle : Oh Chad you just want to rub soap all over my hot naked body and Fuck me in the shower!
Chad : Oh baby you know I do! Hey honey can you clean up this mess while me and Michelle Fuck in the shower!
Chad's Wife : Wow I wish you would Fuck me in the shower! (sniff) (sniff)
by SlopNChop November 26, 2018
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