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frickleness

once we got it, we can easy loosing it
the frickleness of fortune
the frickleness of fame
the frickleness of fate
by Gothician November 12, 2009
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Fackle

An unattractive person whos breath smells like death. Believes that they're hot but in reality the bitchs face looks fucked up and will switch to psycho mode if you do what I'M doing.
1. That's Jenny over dur go holla shes all you.

2. ROFLMAO! comeon. I mean, COME ON! She's Fackle

1. I was joking I would never hit that either.
by TheJuiceWeasle January 22, 2010
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facklerjewfro

Someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way in the state of Kentucky. May also refair to a very slow soccer player
thats a facklerjewfro, so slow he will neva get any clock
by jabulanikicker July 12, 2010
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Freckleshopped

Photoshopping pictures of yourself where you can see the uglyass freckles on your skin.

"That chick Tina is pretty hot.."
"Ha, don't go by what you see. All her photos are Freckleshopped ."
"olol, in that case, disapproved for her insecurity."
"Lollerskates."
Freckleshopped
by Intelligentalman November 2, 2010
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Franklestien

To aggressively pet a dog with both hands.
Chico really loves to get franklestiened.
by franklesst July 15, 2011
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frackery

wretchedness; wretched, shameful, disingenuous (as in behavior or speech), inane, silly
It was woeful to hear that learned man talk all that marked frackery!
by Teacher100 October 6, 2012
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freckleneck

A person of Gaelic descent. Unlike rednecks or their business-like opposites, "the whitenecks", frecklenecks span all social classes. In America, New Zealand, and Australia, they are classified as such by their intense fondness of their ancient Celtic heritage.

Frecklenecks are commonly found in pubs, bars, and taverns. They are fans of sports, travel, and wagers. The men are comfortable in woolen skirts and the women are comfortable in or on a boat (no matter the size.) They love fiddles, pipes, and bodhran. The key characteristic of a freckleneck is its ability to trace lineage to some town called ballyhoodefuxheardomey, or a bog in Wales with more consonants than people, or an highland that's south of the lowland.

Frecklenecks' professions are normally in the "between:' firefighters are a close second to fishermen, then law enforcement, barmen, book-makers, bar owners, and the off musician.
Mark: You goin' to the parade tomorrow?
DeShawn: Nah. Too many Frecklenecks.

Sean: Liam Maccarthy was never in London! It's the GAA!
Brian: And you call yourself a freckleneck.
by carpetstain January 16, 2013
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