Footy

A deviously homosexual word that middle aged mastadons use to make fake internet friends in a niche that is undoubtedly tighter than their collective anal slits.

Primarily used by Americans that like soccer to make Americans that don't like soccer want to dive off tall buildings.

Idiot: Hey everyone! I watched footy today! It was divine!

me: *closes garage and starts car*

by The Real John Michael Kane September 28, 2009

fonky

To be odd or different in ones taste o clothing

That be some fonky chicken you be wearin foo.

by Keesay May 28, 2003

fook

Character of the famous book "Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy" written by Douglas Adams .

On the day of the Great On-Turning two soberly dressed programmers with brief cases arrived and were shown discreetly into the office. ..cut..
Their names were Lunkwill and Fook.

by Rene Fritzsche January 30, 2004

fooker

(noun) "a fake hooker"; a woman who walks the streets looking for "clients" but is not associated with a pimp, ultimately just making her a whore

Rachel is such a fooker; She doesn't care if she makes money, she just wants to have sex.

by Coralex April 18, 2011

footy

The act of sending a person from one bureau to another, claiming it's in the other bureau domain.

Those bureaucrats do the footy with a person till he goes bananas, but when you owe them, they go straight to the point.

by Shapoklak May 20, 2014

foofy

(MIT) content-free. Said of things the speaker considers to be full of wanking or done by wankers; lacking in meaning or utility.

That HASS was so foofy, they accepted a finger painting as my final project.

by mbolivar April 20, 2005

footy or it didnt happen

used to counter someone's far fetched claim of a trick they or someone they know landed but didnt film it; usually its something hard to believe. most commonly used by people on message boards like the fags on slap forum.

gay fag: "i just nollie inward heelflipped the tampa big four block"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"

by TeeBonetheCrackhead July 11, 2009