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by The Rhinestone Aristocrat October 8, 2022
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Bitch Festival

Bitch Festival is a yearly event held in Montana on September 25th. Bitch festival was started by Andriana D. Bitch to celebrate being a real dumb bitch. Dumb bitches and their families gather together and celebrate their bitchiness.
Have you seen Andy? No, she's in Montana for the Bitch Festival.
by anonymous September 16, 2020
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festive peanuts

A fat guy who thinks hes the shit 24/7
How are you doing man?
Im good thanks, Like always

Fuck hes a festive peanuts
by pussyslayer6969lol August 8, 2017
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Festival of Furry Brutality

During year-round festival, you can commit any crime that you can possibly imagine against the furry community (if you can make it there on time). Weapons will be provided by festival staff, but you can bring your own if you'd like! It takes place every 3 years, starting on January 1st, and ending on December 31st. The Festival of Furry Brutality is held in a different place each time, so be prepared for a long journey if you want to attend!
"Hey John, want to come to the Festival of Furry Brutality with me?"
by TheFurSlayer December 15, 2022
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Lombard Lilac Festival

An annual festival in Lombard, IL celebrating the blooming of lilac flowers, the coming of age of prepubescent children and the coming out of the homosexual community... all celebrated parts of Lombard tradition.
Are you going to Chris's house for the Lombard Lilac Festival? We're going to rage tf out of the parade!
by Lombard King May 15, 2024
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Festive yule log

The art of stuffing a full bottle of squirty cream in your ass and curling a shit out on your partners chest and finish it off with a jizzy dressing
Hey dude fancy a festive yule log tonight ?
by Tipperdave November 12, 2025
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Festival nose

Where you’ve been to a festival and inside ur nose turns to black and it crumbles out because it’s all the dust and dirt you’ve been breathing in for days.

You’re lungs are probably black as well :)
“Ayo what’s inside ur nose fam”
“It’s just a festival nose”
by swhbbyoutellme October 1, 2022
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