Feed the Centipede

A way of announcing that you are going to the toilet in order to defecate.

I ate too much at lunch, I gotta go feed the centipede man

by CreamyBic October 27, 2012

Dur-feed

Means never answering the phone when your girlfriend calls because your buddys may hear something dirty or you getting a asschewing for not answering. To the point its a joke on urban dictionary.

Man i wish my man would answer when i need him...i feel like hes doing it on purpose or hes dur-feed me

by Squirrel86 October 11, 2021

feeding the donkey

stimulation of a man’s anus with the hand in a manner similar to feeding a hungry donkey; the male equivalent of “feeding the horse”

Jay was feeding the donkey with his hand down the back of Ray’s jeans while Ray gave him head.

by jjaustx February 28, 2018

Majestic feeds

Always talking shit to random ass niggas on xbox, 10/10 has a super small cock and sucks massive asshole at any game he plays. In love with watching gay porn and eating. Should die soon

Majestic feeds hit a billcam

by FeedsIsBanned June 27, 2018

Feeding the Possums

The act of taking a big shit. Something a possum would eat. Possums eat anything. Seriously.

Honey:"What's taking so long dear?"

Dear:"I'll be there in a minute Honey, I'm feeding the possums!"

by Darkmatter65 May 15, 2010

Feeding the penguin

The art of inserting live maggots into your penis

Are you going fishing?

No, I’m just sick of lesbian porn, so I though I’d try feeding the penguin.

by Boxfridge November 25, 2017

Feed The Goat.

Feed The Goat means to do all that is necessary to become great/greater in any aspect of life you see fit, any despite adversity.

Everyone has the potential to be great at something, yet most never will. Just like the nutrients needed for a plant to grow, the greatness inside of you must be fed and nurtured in order to grow as well. So, Feed The Goat.

by Growth Squared April 15, 2022