February 5

if you're born that day youre officially a BIG DICK BOY

oh he was born february 5. they must have a nine incher.

by shar3728 October 15, 2019

February 8

National skip school day!

Everyone skips school on this day!

“Why are you not in school today”
“Because it’s February 8th!”

by Viral quotes February 9, 2021

February 5th

February 5th is call a predator missile on the residence of anyone named Jack day.

Person: Hey, it’s February 5th. You know what that means!

Jack: Fuck

by JackHater69 March 4, 2020

February 2

Kiss the homie day

On February 2 I kiss the homie

by ClxtchGxd February 2, 2021

February 2nd

Guys born on this day have a really nice dick, they are tall and goofy as well. Girls born on this day are sexy as fuck and have a lot of cake if you know what I mean.

“Yo see that (girl/guy), he was DEFINITELY born on February 2nd”

by MediumDickRandy October 21, 2019

February 29th

The 60th day of a leap year in the Gregorian Calendar.

I was born on February 29th. *is better than you*

by omgztrendwhore September 24, 2005

February 12

Abraham Lincoln’s birthday also national plum pudding day

Ayo bro what day is it ?
Abraham Lincoln’s birthday fam, never forget february 12

by Andy whelan October 17, 2019