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Tar and Feather 

The act of forcing a tar ball in the mouth of your sexual partner(s), bending them over, and shoving their face(s) in your feather bed or feather pillow. The idea here is to continually pound said partner until the sheet or pillow case splits open and you ejaculate into the tarred and feathered faces. NOTE: This act is best performed on people who talk too much before, during, and after sexual relations.
If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to tar and feather your face when I fuck you later.
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feather busted 

When you cum in her hand while she's asleep andthen tickel her nose with a feather so she slaps it all over her face.....she got feather busted
She passed at the party and they feather busted her
feather busted by bos December 18, 2015

tard & feathered 

Tarring and feathering was a physical punishment, used to enforce formal justice in feudal Europe and informal justice in Europe.
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A retarded person who parades in a feather boa.
Guilty Man in Feudal Europe: For the love of Christ this tar is hot, keep that roster away from me!
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Wow, did you see Paris Hilton, she's really tard & feathered!
tard & feathered by Bubble August 15, 2006

Feather Girl 

A very non-intellectual and immature. Some one who believes they can fly and also is very cocky. Has a high chance of being bisexual. Has a ginormous huge craving for BBC. Likes to fuck horses and is married to one. Under everything there lies a big......
Sarah F is the first feather girl to come out of the stable/flock
Feather Girl by Mini Special K December 5, 2012

feather nigga 

a slang term for a natural american spirit cigarette, because of the picture on the pack of a black silhouette of an indian with a feather hat
yo man lemme get a feather nigga.
dude i have no idea what you just asked me for.
use your head man a 'feather, nigger.'
pfft fuck a leo.
feather nigga by upliftmofo July 15, 2011

fortune feather cookie 

same as feather cookie only involving a chop stick and an asian
Chow Young Fat's ass really hurts after that last fortune feather cookie

the feather 

A funny way to flip someone off without getting your ass kicked by the person. (Extending your pinky instead of the middle finger).
You're not good enough for the bird, so here's the feather!
the feather by koontz September 6, 2008