Fecal Feather

When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.

The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.

Dude, I totally got em with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by PervyPandas June 22, 2024

Bears of a Feather

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.

"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Feathered

Getting shin-bashed in the dickbag.

Get feathered fuckface

by Cummy calvin July 16, 2021

fish-feather

Fish-feather is code for scale, as in a scale used to weigh goods and or precious stones.

Hey Tom you got a fish-feather? What's a fish-feather? A fish doesn't have feathers Tom, what does it have? Ohh scales

by Trickglock April 26, 2019

Feather Standing Rock

The most perfect thing to exist.

I wish to be just like Feather Standing Rock.

by rehtaefz February 24, 2023

Bouncy Feather

A pog youtuber and great At Minecraft

Me: do you watch bouncy feather
Friend: yes
Best friends

by Magic bouncy feather March 14, 2021

Feather

A birds Friend aka a Ralph

Ralph is a feather.

by Richard Cranium 6996 December 6, 2019