lower the floor

The act of defecating or farting to make room for more food

see also, raise the ceiling

That meal was so big I had to lower the floor halfway through.

He eats so much because he stops to lower the floor during every meal.

by RolDes19 October 26, 2012

Hardwood floors

A clean shaved pussy

Is she a natural blonde? I don't know,she had hardwood floors.

by Stbm January 4, 2003

Flood

The act of sending alot of text in a small time frame, whether accidentally or in the hope of annoying or lagging people.

Dude, stop flooding!

by The Mega-ZZTer November 1, 2003

Eating Sushi off a Barbers Floor

When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!

"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"

by Dan November 30, 2003

floor sample

Food that has fallen to the floor that you pick up and eat anyway

Chase was making a ham sandwich in the kitchen one sunny afternoon. Clumsily, he dropped a slice of ham on the floor, but picked it up remembering the 3-second rule, exclaiming "floor sample!". His mother shuddered with disgust.

by Titan McFoley December 7, 2012

floorpunch

hardcore dance move where one bends at the waist and does an exaggerated motion as if about to punch the floor.

that floorpunch was brutal

by hxc October 11, 2003

Floof

(noun form) 1. Something soft and fluffy to the touch
2. Anything adorable, loveable, or darling that inspires mushy feelings in someone.

(verb form) 1. To feel and/or express the mushy feelings inspired by something adorable, loveable, or darling.

(Noun form)
1. "The little chick's soft feathers were floofy and yellow."
2. "I saw them kissing yesterday- it was the best floof I've seen all week."

(Verb form)
1(a). "She's so cute when she talks like that! I'm floofing all over!"
1(b). "Something really romantic happened today- I'll floof about it to you later."

by Suu July 30, 2008