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condom farter

1. A condom farter is an overtly derogatory phrase refering to gay men who receive a substantial amount of anal sex. Hence, farting condoms.

2. A condom farter is a very effective phrase for pointing out a man assuming a heterosexual lifestyle whom you suspect to be gay.
1. Not only is Carlos gay, but he's a total condom farter!

2. Look at the way Mr. Nelson walks.... what a condom farter!
by KC the gawd March 16, 2008
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Cottage Farter

A derogatory term used to define a homosexual male. Originated in Israel for all I know.

Meant to bring to mind the vision of a man, after having another man squirting juices of joy up his colon, being left with no choice to dispose of said juices other than to use nature's exhaust system to spray said juices, now more resembling cottage cheese, all over... wherever.

In short, a man who enjoys farting cum to celebrate him being fucked by another.
Homophobe: Would you look at that stinking COTTAGE FARTER!!
Non-Homophobe: What's wrong with you, dumbfuck? not everyone EATING cottage practices FARTING it as well.
by TomereshefF May 4, 2006
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farter

British Army slang for a sleeping bag. So-called from the best method of warming the bag up...
"Right, farters out, and get some gonk"
by Champers April 30, 2005
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harder faster

When u fuck some one and you wanna get some dick harder n faster
Sex like harder faster baby
by Rob gronkiwski July 7, 2017
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Harder Better Faster Stronger

A Song Released in 2000 by Daft punk,was also included in the movie Interstella 5555. the album that the song was featured on was discovery.Samples Used In that Song : Cola Bottle Baby by Edwin Birdsong
Kanye west sampled daft punk's song Harder Better Faster Stronger.
by Retard-o-tron 2012 February 26, 2010
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fatterbate

to masterbate of the fat.
to make your fat feel good, you fatterbate...
by Dropshot422 January 6, 2008
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Unfortunate Farter

A poor person who attempts to fart but shits themselves instead.
There was an unfortunate farter in my exam hall today.
by The Ultimate Mongoose June 10, 2010
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