When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.
"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"
"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."
"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."
by WiscoWhistler November 7, 2020
Get the The Ed Experiencemug. by Steve Stanton April 24, 2025
Get the White Train Experiencemug. Person #1: "I had to tell an old man to put his clothes back on in Walmart today, and we got in a knife fight in the toy aisle."
Person #2: "Yikes, that sounds like an outta pocket experience."
Person #2: "Yikes, that sounds like an outta pocket experience."
by ToastBoy42 February 2, 2021
Get the Outta Pocket Experiencemug. by Ubeenbamboozledson August 11, 2021
Get the Experience Gravitymug. It is the Stanford Prison Experiment but instead of prisoners and guards they are just naked and fucking insano fucker mode. like absolutely sloppy sex. in the butt. fuckers and fuckees just going to town
Zanny: Why are you crying during sex?
Dach: I can’t stop thinking about the Stanford Penis Experiment it breaks my heart 💔
Dach: I can’t stop thinking about the Stanford Penis Experiment it breaks my heart 💔
by peniscockman December 18, 2023
Get the Stanford Penis Experimentmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.>Arisesisa Aresesisa <&AndA&>Bad, Good, Sweet<&and&> at Experience<.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. "joel was talking to his wife (female) (thai) about her classic female experience when he had an idea about fixing it. His wife (female) (thai) knew nothing could be done about his erectile dysfunction"
by number1joelhater July 19, 2024
Get the classic female experiencemug.