Ethaning

When you play games for hours and ignore everyone around you including your mom who told you to take the dog out 30 minutes ago and then she yells at you for not listening to her, your girlfriend who’s having a mental breakdown, and your dog who needs to go outside.

EXAMPLE 1:
Bro 1: Dont you need to go take your dog out?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I got 5 more minutes before my mom comes to yell at me.

Bro 1: Yo you’re really Ethaning right now.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bro 2: Yo my girlfriend is crying right now.

Bro 1: She doesn’t matter you’re playing games with the boysss.
Bro 2: But that means I’m ethaning her.

Bro 1: Yup!

by Hi Hoe it’s off to work we go February 27, 2020

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Ethan

Has small stick thighs

You have Ethan thighs

by Hjnnsd February 16, 2020

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Ethan

The T H I C C E S T whale God in the multiverse.

Hail Ethan the true whale god!

by True whale god January 31, 2020

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Ethan

Ethan is a headstrong, stubborn, but downright amazing person. He is athletic, and competitive. Ethan will do anything and everything for his family, and the people he cares about. He may act as if he doesn’t care, but he does. Ethan doesn’t like to show his emotions. If he shares his life with you, know that you’re special and probably the only one that knows the things he tells you. His hugs make you feel as if nothing could ever go wrong, and his kisses make you feel as if you’re walking on air. He doesn’t always know the right words to say, but he is always there for you and he has the most amazing heart. Ethans are great friends, amazing family members, and outstanding boyfriends. If you have one in you’re life don’t let them go.

Ethan is the most amazing person I have ever met

by jennifer:) September 28, 2020

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