Ethan

Someone you just want to beat with a 16inch dildo

Sometimes I just want to see Ethan get beat with a 16” dildo

by Fapisgay June 14, 2018

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cunt.

ethan is a fucking cunt.

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The kind of friend any girl would be lucky to have. He's not always the center of attention, but he doesn't mind. He has his secrets, and he keeps to himself a lot. But once you get to know him, he's one of the best people you'll ever meet. Sensitive, sweet, and absolutely hilarious. Insecure at times, but an extremely intelligent guy. Might be looked at as a nerd from an outside view, but from an inside view he's not so easily labelled. Closest thing to perfect a friend can be.

"Wow Ethan is such a queen"

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His eyes are just about 12 inches apart...

Bug-eyed lookin' boi

Sometimes looks like Sid the Sloth

"Head ass Ethan has to drive with the steering-wheel in the center of the vehicle because his eyes are so far apart."

by weweeweee123 April 17, 2018

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Ethan is a cock sucking motherfucker that always misses the hole and dislocates his dick.
Ethan is hot but has the dick of a and and mind is horny as fuck and is always thinking about fucking his teacher.

Ethan is a fucking cock up

by Lil cock sucker November 5, 2019

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