Elphy

A sexy African queen. A real BAMF who is really charismatic. Intelligent, beautiful, funny, and chill.

I wish I looked like Elphy. She's a goddess!

by HoodRat14 June 12, 2013

empty barrel

An empty barrel makes the most noise when it is knocked. When you call someone an "empty barrel" you are calling them stupid or a moron, as in nothing in your head.

This empty barrel shouldn't comment on the situation because she doesn't know what she's talking about.

by lightprovider October 22, 2017

Empty Barrel

An attention seeking individual whose full of hot air but makes a big noise about what they "think" they know.

There are two types of people in this world.

1. Those who actually "know" what they're talking about.
2. Those who "think" they know what they're talking about. An empty barrel.

Jack: That politician really puts on a convincing show but she really has no idea what she's talking about! She's an empty barrel.

by The Brodsters October 21, 2017

Empty minded

Lacking in thought.

The empty minded guy was from California, a land where he thought you could trust everybody you meet, since everybody he met seemed perfect to him. People tend to continue to get other people to assume you trust each other if you don't ever think to tell anybody otherwise.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019

hat-plop emphasis

Refers to an occasion where you are accompanying your buddy on a warm-weather stroll and he has asked you to temporarily carry his floppy sun-hat, and then during your shared conversation, you voice a strong and/or important statement that carries a significant amount of "weight" to it; you therefore "drive home" your point by dramatically/flourishingly squashing your friend's hat back onto his head.

Using hat-plop emphasis to drive home your point is not intended to be offensive or demeaning in the least, of course, but it must be performed appropriately/diplomatically in order to avoid your seeming arrogant or insulting. One of the best ways to accomplish this is to smile and raise your eyebrows somewhat as you carry out this maneuver; extra credit if you also make a loud humorous spluttering sound with your tongue/lips --- like imitating the long raspy passing of gas --- as you do so, ensuring that the person knows that you have merely playful/harmless intentions in your actions.

by QuacksO September 19, 2018

The empty soda can

After creaming in a girl you douche out her vagina. Then you drink the liquid from the douching.

I just gave my girlfriend the empty soda can.

by dlanodJ January 13, 2009

empty mouth

a condition in which the afflicted talks nonstop and, thusly, would be better off with a phallus-shaped object in mouth

Man, she really has a case of the empty mouth.

by TheTaxMan August 20, 2003