how is that even an option?

When a choice someone makes has no logical or acceptable reason why it was made and you have to question how it even became an option before said choice was made.

John: That lady at the gym with a mustache can bench 300.

Larry: She has a mustache? How is that even an option?

Potato Bob: So yea, I got a pet Dandelion the other day.

Larry: ...How is that even a option? Of all the pets you could choose from you got a pet plant. You could have got something normal like a cat, a dog, a bird or even something a little different like a ferret or pig but you chose a motherfucking Dandelion? QUESTION FUCKING MARK. THE FUCK IS YOU TALM BOUT?

by Zebra the Moose April 19, 2017

do you even vep

when you vape out of someone’s butthole

do you even vep? bro mo vep the shit out of that girls butt

by ellis donnelly September 14, 2017

don't even fret

calm down

person 1 *freaking out*
Me "chill out, don't even fret dog"

by OoOoOoOoOOoOoOoOOOooOoIoUUIOEb May 7, 2018

I was not even trying

what kids say when they lose to someone with something better in a online game.

player 1: LOL I HAD A PISTOL AND YOU HAD A AK47 AND I STILL WON, HAHAHAHAH TRASH.
player 2: Shut up idiot I was not even trying

by Arrow5000 September 12, 2019

Don't even @ me

A phrase used on social media when you say something bold or controversial and don't want people to reply or make a conjecture against your statement.

Karen: 5G causes corona, don't even @ me!
Everyone else: ...

by FangYT May 14, 2020

I don't even eat pie cuz

Something to say when you ain't tryna do shit with them.

Dan: Ayo Tristan, you trying to got to a movie
Tristan: I don't even eat pie cuz *Walks away*

by ThatGuyHit February 10, 2021

In-person Event

When you fitna smash

I've got a date with Savannah tonight and it's gonna be an in-person event.

by DaThiccNessMonster September 21, 2021