small man, big ego

A person (gender doesn't matter) who constantly acts like they own the entire country and that they're famous/beloved by all, when in truth they're morons/assholes that nobody likes.

I hear you're new to the neighborhood. First of all, please ignore Joe. He's one of those "small man, big ego" types who thinks he owns the street. I should know, I'm his landlord.

by Intelligence001 May 14, 2020

Myspace angle ego-fatness complex

A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.

In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.

Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"

by Thorrr September 22, 2010

Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."

Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

by osamabinvender March 18, 2004

ego robertson

Someone who is such a good athlete, they must be on PED’s.

Grant runs in another touchdown. He definitely is this team’s ego robertson today.

by Johnny Mildsauce October 1, 2020

Ego

Calling other people trash

You have such a big ego!

by AndrewA3608 January 30, 2020

Egoed

when u tryna talk to someone n they just ignore u and ur left blueballed in the cold

Dude 1: "I was talkin to a nigga and then he just said "ok" and walked off tf??"

Dude 2: "damn nigga u just got egoed"

by Plug1n July 9, 2024

Ego

1. Someone’s self value or an idea of their self worth.
2. A fictional character, commonly made by a youtuber.

1. Dude, Jimmy’s ego is so high. It’s like he only thinks of himself.
2. Have you heard? A cool youtuber just made his first ego!

by JSE fan with no rights July 17, 2020