small man, big ego

A person (gender doesn't matter) who constantly acts like they own the entire country and that they're famous/beloved by all, when in truth they're morons/assholes that nobody likes.

I hear you're new to the neighborhood. First of all, please ignore Joe. He's one of those "small man, big ego" types who thinks he owns the street. I should know, I'm his landlord.

by Intelligence001 May 14, 2020

Myspace angle ego-fatness complex

A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.

In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.

Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"

by Thorrr September 22, 2010

Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."

Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

by osamabinvender March 18, 2004

Ego Studying

when you are studying something you know you can't pass

person 1: yo how much did you get on the biology test

person 2: a 34%

person 1: stop ego studying dumbass

by EAL KID April 30, 2023

Ego Warrior

"Ego Warrior" is a play on the phrase "Eco Warrior". It aptly describes those who selflessly 'save the planet', and get a bit of an ego boost in the process. An ego warrior typically likes to point out their heroic feats to everyone within earshot - drawing attention to their sacrifice - and thereby emphasising how little other mere mortals are doing.

Newman chained himself to some machinery this morning - and is now wearing an adult nappy, as he's not sure when the filth are coming to bolt-cut him off! Newman is such an ego warrior.

by HaloBetty June 30, 2017

Egoing

Egoing is when you do something to someone to make them feel inferior to you on the basis of your inflated sense of self

why did you ignore me when i tried to talk to me were you egoing me ?

by V1nce8 December 4, 2024

EGO

An "EGO" is an Elite Ground Officer in Walppo's Combine group.
This word is sometimes used as a joke since it's similar to the word expressing a person's sense of self-esteem or self-importance. (ego)

"Your ego is pretty high."
"Thanks!"
"No, I ment the `EGO`."
"Oh.."

by Metropolice Unit Barney May 26, 2021