Explosive diarrhea

When you suddenly have to shit very hard

So, umm I have explosive diarrhea the other day.

by Seksanus April 24, 2015

excessive hyphenation

(n.) text in which words are brought together by hyphenation that are not supposed to be hyphenated. Usually a cover for bad spelling.

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by Kung-Fu Jesus February 17, 2007

elusive letter k

Originated when Tollie (I) was obsessed completely with A Series of Unfortunate Events. Tootles and I were using the Sebald Code in our online journals - I wrote a small, extremely odd script about two people in a boxing ring. The male commented on how it was the perfect place to box, and the female said why yes, much better than a tree or a large barn with the elusive letter K on it.

That is the origination of the elusive letter K - it is used when someone says something, and the other person replies k. The example shows this.

Tootles: brb
Tollie: k
Tollie: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Tootles: back
Tootles: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ELUSIVE LETTER K

by Tollie December 25, 2004

Explosive Reach-Around

An explosive reach-around is when while one member of a sexual act begins to or is in the act of reaching around their partner receives an unfortunate amount of high velocity feces to either the torso or face from the person they are reaching around.

Tom: "Did you hear what happened to Richie last night?!"
Jerry: "Yeah man Jen totally pulled an explosive reach-around on him."

by TheMexxxYmellt October 23, 2011

Explosive diarrhea

What happens when World Leaders eat Spicy food.

for example Hitler and America's war in Iraq.

by Don Jesus Landers IV July 25, 2004

Explosive Colonoscopy

A sex move where the male attaches a lit firecracker onto the head of his penis. Then proceeds to insert his penis along with the firecracker into a woman’s anus. Thus causing the woman’s anus an colon to explode.

Brodie, last night I had to take some chick to the ER after I did the craziest Explosive Colonoscopy.

by braindead September 8, 2018

excessive u's

The British way of spelling. I love it...makes me laugh. Hehe!!! Because normal people spell things without the extra u...as in favorite, color, and savior. Booyah!

Harold: My favouuuuurite colouuuur is purple!
Tina: Harold, you're such a Brit, using all those excessive u's.

by Chesmerelda October 12, 2005