A holiday before Christmas where you have to sleep at Christmas Eve night, and your parents will buy stuff for you at midnight, not Santa. If you hear your parent(s) say "Santa's watching you," your parent is apparently saying that they will put video surveillance cameras in your room to watch every move you make since Santa isn't real. If you masturbate, you will get presents.
Parent: Santa's watching you. Go sleep at Christmas Eve or he won't give you presents.
Me: Nah, I think that phrase is for little kids.
Parent: well fuck you go give me a rim job
Me: Nah, I think that phrase is for little kids.
Parent: well fuck you go give me a rim job
by a random eggplant November 11, 2018
The two luckiest people in the world. Had hundreds of children and started the entire Earth's population. Used various fetishes like alabama hot pocket and cleaveland steamer
Adj: Meaning "Having sex every night"
N: The two people who, in the catholic religion were the first humans.
Adj: Meaning "Having sex every night"
N: The two people who, in the catholic religion were the first humans.
by Jack Me Off Please January 11, 2007
Skiddler: I just had a massive wank and you're still online.
Irrelevant person: Yeah, I'm gonna pull an EV. I'm not gonna sleep for 48 hours.
Skiddler: I'm never gonna get a good drop in MCFS.
Irrelevant person: Yeah, I'm gonna pull an EV. I'm not gonna sleep for 48 hours.
Skiddler: I'm never gonna get a good drop in MCFS.
by Skiddypoo March 15, 2019
An extreme lord of the rings fan. Stereotypically, will wear a lot of jewellery and have a great taste in british comedies. Has average feet and pretty face.
by Eve p December 22, 2021
a russian """"music producer"""" with an unbearably shit sense of humor and an extremely low iq. his real name is eugene, and I don't think I have to describe why it fucking sucks just like all of his amazing lego stop motion animations on YouTube
"man I wish this degenerate of a human waste called ev productions would fucking fall off a cliff!"
"I heard ev productions likes israel"
"I heard ev productions likes israel"
by ieatassonadailybasis November 12, 2018
On Dec 31 when the ball drops you start smoking pot in a circle trying to say happy new year while exhaling smoke.
great time to share your Stoner resolutions with your friends
great time to share your Stoner resolutions with your friends
everyone was coughing and laughing that we almost missed the ball dropping on T.V. lucky we turn up the volume and sparked another bowl. Happy Stoners eve
by zachwarhawk December 04, 2010
by TimiG March 11, 2021