Legendary Elf 

An asexual and immortal sub-human entity that possesses some physiological characteristics of literary elves, such as shortness, pointed ears and big hooters. These creatures live mostly in denial about their LEGENDARY status, but will vehemently accept the latter part of the 'Legendary Elf' title.

Emily will periodically exude niceness because she is a Legendary Elf

Legendary Elf by drinkanddive December 9, 2008

mistery elf 

A mysterious elf

Whoa! That elf is mysterious!

mistery elf by mistery_elf July 2, 2004

House Elf 

House Elves are from Britain, but are common wherever Fairy Folk are known to live. Virtually every house has one. They tend to live in broom closets. House Elves are very helpful, unlike pixies and imps which tend to be more tricksey. House Elves will aid in any household tasks. Of course, they are very sneaky and you will probably never see them.

Guy: "That's odd, I don't remember hanging my jacket up..."
Girl: "Must have been the House Elf"

House Elf by J. K. December 26, 2005

Dark Elf

1. A subculture of elf society; members are known to wear black almost exclusively, listen to Alien Sex Fiend, and mope. Not very popular with mainstream elf society, needless to say. Second most popular choice for Vampire: The Masquerade players in non V:TM LARPing, after vampires.

2. A dark-skinned, underground dwelling, evil society of elves in Dungeons and Dragons. This does not work as science (how the hell do you increase melanin levels without sunshine?) or as tokenism (the black guys are evil? Huh...).

1. 'Wait, I'm playing as a DARK Elf, see? I'm still cool, aren't I, guys?'

'The fuck you are, poindexter.'

2. See 1.

Dark Elf by DarkDecapodian January 16, 2009

lifting bar elf 

抬杠的精灵，简称杠精
Descibe someone who has something wrong in her brain.

U r such a lifting bar elf.
你他妈真是个杠精

lifting bar elf by Zoeyzy February 12, 2019

Hassel Elf Clause 

Santa's Head Elf at the North Pole. This Elf is a male and he communicates directly with Santa. He collects any requests directed at Santa, employs protection for Santa, acts as Santa's Public Relations Manager, keeps the Naughty/Nice list up to date, and acts as a Leason between the North Pole an the Un-seen Services council witch includes the Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy, the Boogie Man, and so on. Santa's Head Elf is also responsible for all other Elves, Reindeer and the satisfaction of Mrs. Clause. In Case of Emergency such as the 2001 invasion by Jack Frost, Santa's Head Elf is in charge of employing the North Poles Emergecny Policies.

No one knows more about the North Pole than Hassel Elf Clause because he has to.

Hassel Elf Clause by Archon of the UnSeen Servies November 17, 2009

Pocket Elf 

When a man has an erection and you can see it through his trousers?

Guy:Do you think any one saw my Pocket Elf?

Guy 2: Nah

Pocket Elf by Jebushby October 6, 2013