small man, big ego

A person (gender doesn't matter) who constantly acts like they own the entire country and that they're famous/beloved by all, when in truth they're morons/assholes that nobody likes.

I hear you're new to the neighborhood. First of all, please ignore Joe. He's one of those "small man, big ego" types who thinks he owns the street. I should know, I'm his landlord.

by Intelligence001 May 14, 2020

Myspace angle ego-fatness complex

A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.

In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.

Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"

by Thorrr September 22, 2010

Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."

Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

by osamabinvender March 18, 2004

Ego

John Anigbogu, a bitch who does not care about feelings and cares about himself

YOu hAvE a huge Ego

by asdf128394 June 4, 2018

ego monster

Someone who likes to be better than anyone else

See Marcus over there? He told me I can't lift because I'm not pretty. What an ego monster.

by Dream smasher August 20, 2016

Raw dogging my ego

It's when a person gives you a huge confidence boost without any kind of prompt. It's like they're your own person hypeman.

Man, that chick was raw dogging my ego and talking about how great I am in bed.

by Kauai-kimo March 10, 2025

Ego

I can be better than you, you corrupt piece of shit.

Hym "Jordan Peterson has surpassed Jung says Eric Weinstein. No the fuck he has not. The ego on these freaks is insane. You did not surpassed Jung simply by obfuscating what constitutes 'real' or 'true' and equivocating 'God' with 'Any higher order abstraction that motivates behavior.' Ridiculous."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024