small man, big ego

A person (gender doesn't matter) who constantly acts like they own the entire country and that they're famous/beloved by all, when in truth they're morons/assholes that nobody likes.

I hear you're new to the neighborhood. First of all, please ignore Joe. He's one of those "small man, big ego" types who thinks he owns the street. I should know, I'm his landlord.

by Intelligence001 May 14, 2020

Myspace angle ego-fatness complex

A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.

In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.

Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"

by Thorrr September 22, 2010

Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."

Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

by osamabinvender March 18, 2004

Ego at the door

Check your sense of self-importance at the “door” before entering a situation or conversation. This means letting go of the need to be right, to be in control, or to be recognized for one's accomplishments.

Coach Emily is so chill on social mean. You can tell that she leaves her ego at the door.

by laterrel April 19, 2024

Ego

Your ego is your sense of self-esteem or confidence. People with a moderate size ego tend to be confident and proud of their accomplishments.

"His moderate ego made him feel proud of himself."

by King Cobraaa February 10, 2021

Adult Ego

When a person thinks they are smarter than they actually are purely based on the fact that they are a legal adult. Usually seen in dumbass college students or even in highschool students.

Guy 1: You need to stop being so stupid and get with the program
Guy 2: Someone has an Adult Ego

by GerryGerry April 24, 2020

King Ego

Cesar "Skyz" Bueno

King ego won't join the discord call to talk to his loyal friend Chelsea Slays.

by DonHasHugePP August 6, 2018