Easter Selfie

A post on any type of social media where a hoe attempts to flaunt her body in her new spring clothes with the clever caption of "Happy Easter". Of course, what better time to promote sluttiness on the most religious Christian holiday of the year.

Did you see Jane's Easter Selfie?! I swear I came when I saw it.

by Rock Beats Everything April 5, 2015

easterlingsmedia

easterlingsmedia Is a fanpage who is very kind and loyal to her fans! She always thinks of others before herself and her page is all about love!

I love easterlingsmedia, she is my fanpage idol!

by Carlie demelooio October 12, 2021

Nor'Easter Pothole

When you pee and cum in a gaping asshole. The pee represents the water that fills the pothole and the cum represents the snow. Inspired by the Friendly's Ice Cream Flavor.

We were snowed in last night, so I gave her a nor'Easter Pothole.

by Dahmeniq February 14, 2019

Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny, often referred to an imaginary character which delivered easter eggs to children also refers to the rabbit eaten at the time of Easter. A long tradition carried out by generations of Europeans where Rabbits (of any species) are roasted, usually alive, to be consumed as a sacrifice to celebrate Jesus Christ.

"Say Steve, have you got your Rabbit ready for Easter yet?"
"That be a fine specimen of Hare for that there luncheon, Easter Bunny sure tastes good!"

by Gullah'Bul April 3, 2007

Easter Bunny

An exceptionally large lagomorph that died for our sins (or was that wordJesus/word?) and, during the month of April, delivers delectable candy treats to all the good little Gentile boys and girls of the world.

On Easter’s Eve, the Easter Bunny arises from his tomb to spread good tidings and tooth-rotting chocolate Christ statuettes to all.

by Dolphin_X April 17, 2003

Easter

The celebration in which juvenile primates hunt for the colored shells of unborn dinosaur young planted by a small, furry woodland creature all in commemoration of a middle ages cult belief that 2000 years ago a zombie walked the earth.

What's that screeching from the park? It's just the little kids looking for easter eggs.

by Codeedog April 4, 2010

Easter Finger

The desired result from inserting a finger into a female vagina durring her minstrel cycle on easter day. The finger(s) should be red and allowed to dry. Authentic Easter Fingers are made using actual female rabbits. The odds of getting an Easter Finger are rare and therefore highly desireable.

Ira got his Easter Finger and red wings on the same day.

by Antisapien April 11, 2010