Someone who spends lots of time at the gym without breaking a sweat, usually because he's more interested in being seen than working out.
Sure he spends all his free time at the gym, but he's still got nothing to show for it because he's such a driathlete.
by whylime December 24, 2008
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A fat person that incessantly tells the world how to diet or all about their own diet plans despite their never losing a single pound of weight themselves.
A fat person that incessantly tells the world how to diet or all about their own diet plans despite their never losing a single pound of weight themselves.
"Man, did you hear that sloppy Diet-bore tell me how she's gonna fit into her prom dress, just as she was slamming down a burger, milkshake and super-sized fries?"
by jagnot January 23, 2010
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Being an adopted child of no blood relation to one's adopted parents, the act of having sex with a relative. It has all the flavor of incest without the incest, technically since there is no close biological link between the two (or more) individuals partaking in the act.
Mike: Hey, Nick, did you hear Brian fucked his older sister?
Nick: Awww, gross, dude!? What the fuck?
Mike: I know, but technically they're not related. Brian is adopted; so, it was diet incest.
Nick: Awww, gross, dude!? What the fuck?
Mike: I know, but technically they're not related. Brian is adopted; so, it was diet incest.
by jmw87 October 1, 2010
Get the diet incest mug.1.What happens to people on a very strict diet (especially vegans or anorexics) due to lack of nutrients or calories. Symptoms include stupidity, irrational behavior, and going ape shit without frequent meals of approved food.
2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.
2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.
Sheila: "What's up with Jenny? She flipped out on me for no reason yesterday, and she keeps acting like Smeegul from Lord of the Rings with that bag of organic trail mix."
Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."
Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."
Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."
Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."
by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 4, 2010
Get the dietary retardation mug.When something that is usually considered fating is made with low fat or sugar free ingredients. Usually, used in context with food, especially typical unhealthy food.
by burning bushhh February 2, 2012
Get the Dietized mug.Someone, of female gender who goes on many diet attempts. She explores each diet for 24 hours but can never stick with it! Jumps from diet to diet without regard for each diets feelings.
Diet slut- "I'm not drinking water anymore."
Me- "why?"
Diet slut- "my new diet has me only drinking green tea."
Me- "yesterday you were on an all carb diet."
Diet slut- " i ditched it."
Me- "psh diet slut!"
Me- "why?"
Diet slut- "my new diet has me only drinking green tea."
Me- "yesterday you were on an all carb diet."
Diet slut- " i ditched it."
Me- "psh diet slut!"
by Prbrlystoned December 6, 2014
Get the Diet slut mug.1.) Dried mangoes is a slangname for a new type of drugs that is better than weed.
2.) Dried mangoes is a short term for "I don't know".
2.) Dried mangoes is a short term for "I don't know".
"Yo! You got those dried mangoes that I asked for?"
"What was the instructions again?'
"Dried mangoes man, I didn't listen to the instructor too."
"What was the instructions again?'
"Dried mangoes man, I didn't listen to the instructor too."
by stoopids May 31, 2016
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