Dookie lick

A really good deal on something.

David:"My boy said he would throw in those tires and rims for two hundred extra bucks."
Dan:"Hell yea man, you should do that. That's a dookie lick."

by AM1tchell February 24, 2017

Dookie hatch

Shit door. As in "anus". Stems from a submarines waterproof hatch.

Dude, my dookie hatch is leaking !
Holy shit!, look at that chicks dookie hatch.

by Hooligan Mikey January 18, 2009

Spooky dookie

When a corrections officer is making a round on his/her housing unit and looks in a cell and sees an inmate shitting in the dark

Damn, I was just making a round and 26 cell was taking a spooky dookie

by Doodiespoopy April 13, 2021

Dookie Spoon

The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.

Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.

by alie oop May 21, 2012

spicy dookie

When you feel like there is a fire breathing dragon stuck sideways in your colon! You push and push then finally you explode, and your body experiences this blissful tingling sensation as if thousands of tiny unicorns were dancing on your spine! At that moment you look down, and your butthole is smoking like a gun barrel!

That spicy dookie I dropped the other day was so bad my clothes smelt like smoke!

by Busted knuckles May 12, 2016

Dooky-Nanny

Defication On your nanny or baby sitter out of sexual dezire

My Dooky-Nanny likes it dirty and smelly

by SupremeFemboy69 April 10, 2021

Dookie Brains

Someone that is not smart. They also don't believe in the moon landing or any topic of discussions

Bro, you're a Dookie Brains for not believing in the moon landing

by Dooked June 27, 2019