one direction

a group of boys(they were once 5, but now they’re 4. niall fell over playing golf and it was sore) that can sing very well, but shocking dancers. these boys also have a very bad history with maths. lima tends to believe he didn’t know what udon noodles were until he was in his late 30’s, despite only being 26. louis also believes 36 plus another 6 is 38, and collectively the boys cant tell the difference between 18 months and 5 years. one of the band members commonly known as the curly-headed one, harry, has ongoing battle against gravity and can’t go a show without falling over. also if you want to commit suicide all you have to do is say you hate one direction and their fans will kill you :)

‘your maths is as good as one direction’

by ranga.langa September 6, 2020

Oral Direction

Directions given via the mouth.

The Oral Direction given by my Domina was to get on all fours and to spread my cheeks.

by SmackTalk6969 July 16, 2022

Direct Deposit

When one sits on one's face, wide-open mouth air tight to one's anus and defecates.

"I was wacking off to this porno called "Bankers and Spankers" last night where this 300 pound banker gives this 100 pounds soak and wet spanker a direct deposit."

by zerk August 25, 2018

Inspection Directive

noun. A painstaking formal declaration in which The Leader conducts quality assurance testing.

(1) "However, we are at the critical, tactical moment where I formally issue the inspection directive."

by blindbutton June 1, 2011

One Direction

Five liars

Friend: Hey aren’t you into that band, who are they?
Me:Oh you mean One Direction? Five liars.

by jessie072 April 26, 2020

One direction

The best direction there is the best boy band and I love Zayn

I love Zayn from one direction but Niall is really funny so yk yk

by Lily pines October 27, 2020

Octet-Directional

Octet-Directional is an unpopular term for Eight Directions, mainly being known as N, NE, E, SE, S, SW, W, and NW.
The Octet directions are commonly found on a compass.

Guy1: Hey are there more directions than shown on a compass?
Guy2: Oh yes there are thousands more than what is shown on an Octet-Directional compass.
Guy1: Ok thanks... Wait what.

by Commenter_Hank March 5, 2022