Microwave dinner

Looks good in pictures but not in reality.

1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.

2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.

Friend: Hey bro... Check out my girlfriend.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.

by Karab okama August 11, 2019

Dinner Diary

Extremely liquid and explosive poo, making all those popping and crackling sounds and keeps you stuck on the toilet to experience pain and suffering because the shit coming down your ass won't end. Either that or you gotta go back to the bathroom every 10-30 minutes for the next 3 hours+

I had a dinner diary and I was locked up in the bathroom for 40 minutes. I was so happy when it was over, but unfortunately that wasn't the last dinner diary I had that day.

by CuunCuunLips April 23, 2023

psych dinner

About 2 hours before the opening night of a stage performance where the cast eats dinner together before getting ready. There’s usually a lot of stress eating and singing. Maybe some going over lines

“Dude, I’m gonna way so much at psych dinner.”

by Theatre gal May 5, 2019

Dallas Dinner

A Dallas dinner, usually seen with the words “good ‘old fashioned” in front of it is when you have dessert first and then eat your real dinner.

I really want some ice cream right now even though dinner is coming soon, why not have a good old fashioned Dallas Dinner?

by eyeswoaface4838 August 12, 2023

Italian dinner

Heat up your girls asshole, then take a frozen mozzarella stick and strap it to ur cock. Then continue to cook it by penetrating ur girls asshole.

man i love myself an Italian dinner

by queer cum guzzler December 8, 2022

2nd dinner

A meal after dinner. Typically, at least an hour after your main dinner and before 3am the next day.

Son-hey mom can I have 2nd dinner?
Mom- We just had chili for dinner at 6pm, are you hungry again?

Son- It is 9pm now and I am hungry again.

by Stunnin’ January 21, 2021

dinner red

A glass of red wine that is served/consumed during the entree/dinner and paired with that course.

After my first glass of wine, I’ll wait and get a dinner red for my second glass.

by Natty_Tor April 17, 2021