Dillonize

When a person wrecks their mother's car trying to be a hardass. Especially when the automobile is rolled when in pursuit of another vehicle of whom's driver the Dillonizing driver would like to talk shit to, but is far too afraid to without the protection of door locks.

Stan: Did you hear about that kid who rolled his mom's car trying to chase down that firebird?

Larry: Yeah he totally Dillonized it!

by scaryguynumber1 June 1, 2011

dillon wise

A huge doucheface who does not give two rats assholes about any fucking one. loves Femshep as his waifu and also loves to make everyone's life a living shit. a weeaboo fagass who hates his sisters.

Fuck you, stop being a Dillon Wise

by Primarch shitlicker June 20, 2014

Dillon

Dillon is actually the best person ever. If you are lucky enough to find a Dillon, you are set for life he is kind selfless caring handsome funny strong brave smart fit he wont ever let anyone hurt you and if they do he will hunt them down and annihilate them. he will always be successful in whatever he does and will always try to help you on your lifes path. he is a kindhearted handsome cool natural warrior, he will probably do a martial art and be super ferocious so dont get on his bad side. love all dillons, msg me x

Dillons Friend: AAH IM BEING KIDNAPPED, DILLON HELP ME

Dillon: Im coming friend, get off them you stupid bastard *punches him*

by HOTGIRL82 October 3, 2022

Dillon Cap

A Dillon Cap is when the cap to a plastic bottle is placed on top of the drink as opposed to being screwed on. The drink is almost always spilled.

John sees Dillon's Dr. Pepper on the table and slaps it away. It was Dillon Capped and spilled on everybody.

Dillon: DUDE WHAT THE HELL?? MY SODA!!

John: MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT ON A DILLON CAP!

by barfightprincess June 20, 2014

Dillon

The best person in the universe like to have fun and fuck bitches and on his free time he smokes a lot of crack

Oh that's dillon? He's very fun to smoke Crack with

by anonymous April 10, 2023

Dillon

Does not use reddit and has many women and has a lot of swag

Wow Dillon does not use reddit and has many women and has a lot of swag.

by ObamaNetflix.com January 12, 2020

Dillon

Dillon is a name that a female can also have and this Dillon is the one you hold onto. She’s the one who radiates a beautiful energy off of her. She’s the one who’s got everyone s attention when she walks in a room. Though Dillon can be a little stubborn and a tad too crazy at times she’s just looking to live life to the fullest. Her motto is “why not?”. Why not jump off the bridge into the water, why not ask for that hot guys number, why not go to that party? She’s the type of person who never has any clue when someone likes her or even flirting with her, she’ll never know. She’s the type that thinks no one likes her and that she’ll be alone for forever because she too oblivious to see the wonderful people trying to pursue her. But don’t get her wrong she’s not totally oblivious just when it comes to her and her life. Dillon is the girl you go to when the world is against you, when you need counseling in the middle of the night, when you just need to forget. It’s just too bad no one ever wants to do that for her. Dillons will hurt but they’ll never tell. Dillon is a one of a kind specially a girl Dillon don’t use her for granted, you’ll regret it.

Dillon is a life loving human!

by Stardustatitsbest April 11, 2022