Dookie lick

David:"My boy said he would throw in those tires and rims for two hundred extra bucks."
Dan:"Hell yea man, you should do that. That's a dookie lick."

by AM1tchell February 24, 2017

dooky ring

The circle of crusty, unwashed, hard to reach shit residue that surrounds someone's asshole.

Brad: Yo, you finally tried tossing the salad with Michelle last night?
Tony: Hell no, that girl got a dooky ring! I ain't going in all that!

by Will.B.Watching August 9, 2016

A painful, toe curling, vomit inducing, sweaty, naked shit. A shit that puts the fear of God into you. Spooks you, even.

“Dude last night I took the nastiest Spooky Dooky and I think I saw jesus”
“Damn bro, tf did you eat?”

Shit door. As in "anus". Stems from a submarines waterproof hatch.

Dude, my dookie hatch is leaking !
Holy shit!, look at that chicks dookie hatch.

by Hooligan Mikey January 18, 2009

Someone that is not smart. They also don't believe in the moon landing or any topic of discussions

Bro, you're a Dookie Brains for not believing in the moon landing

by Dooked June 27, 2019

When a corrections officer is making a round on his/her housing unit and looks in a cell and sees an inmate shitting in the dark

Damn, I was just making a round and 26 cell was taking a spooky dookie

by Doodiespoopy April 13, 2021

Someone so ugly or torn up, they look like a huge pile of dookie on the side of the road!

Ooo bruh, I saw Turquois'e today and she be lookin like Road Dookie!

by Ph@l@nge October 24, 2017