On April 13th, Homo sapiens of the female sex have the ability to engulf as much penis as physically possible, without and repercussions
Fuck, my girl gave my brother head last night but I had to let it pass cause it was National Dick Sucking Day.
by Wagnax April 12, 2019
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Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.
Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!
Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!
by Aaronfrommeangirls April 7, 2017
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The ratio of dicks per day inside a certain girl over a certain period of time. A ratio other than 1:1 is considered unfavorable.
That girl's dick to day ratio was like 3:1 last weekend. So unfavorable man.
She had 5 guys in her at the party on Saturday, that's a 5:1 dick to day ratio.
She had 5 guys in her at the party on Saturday, that's a 5:1 dick to day ratio.
by Brooks1 October 10, 2012
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Guy:April 13th?
Girl:International dick slap day (slay guy in dick)
Guy: fucking cunt
Guy:April 13th?
Girl:International dick slap day (slay guy in dick)
Guy: fucking cunt
by Yolilboat April 11, 2017
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by tigerj2001 May 9, 2019
Get the National dick sucking day mug.National Unsolicited Dick pic day takes place August 29th of every year. It’s a holiday in which men take photos of their penis and send them to women without regards for their feelings.
Guy 1: Hey man did you hear that today is National Unsolicited Dick pic day?
Guy 2: today? I thought it was yesterday. I sent Joanna a picture with flash and she didn’t respond.
Guy 1: yesterday? Dude that’s so culturally insensitive.
Guy 2: today? I thought it was yesterday. I sent Joanna a picture with flash and she didn’t respond.
Guy 1: yesterday? Dude that’s so culturally insensitive.
by Alfred Long cock August 29, 2019
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