Clustomer

A misguided customer by their actions or by any part of an action that they are responsible for, that has caused an enormous, near indescribable mess of mass proportions, which, as of now, best describes them.

Oh man! I was dealing with this Clustomer today that must have had their head on backward.

I am not sure how long it will take to clean-up the mess that they made or undo the things that they did. It would easier to just start over but we have already spent 3 days trying to explain that they are doing it wrong

by >turn-about-intruder< August 11, 2021

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Rizeman Customs LLC

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Company that builds rides that roll in salt all winter.

That Bro over at Rizeman Customs LLC gots spinners on his Snow Plow Truck.

Those guys over at Rizeman Customs LLC need some help.

by Rizeman April 22, 2004

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custodian

An insult you lay on somebody when they do or say something stupid.

You wiped your ass with Poison Ivy? What a custodian!!

by Bordizzle November 1, 2005

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custodian

stupid dumb uneducated fucks who clean buildings

My 5th grade Math teacher told me that the only thing I can amount to in my miserable life is becoming a custodian. Look where I am now. Cleaning the entire building from bottom to top.

by Lando Rando January 30, 2023

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custo

Extremely customized, matches the style of the owner

Yo ride is custo'd out.
You bettah custo yo ride with some twenty fo's.

by dorsey August 5, 2003

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customer disservice department

When a business offers and promises "customer service" but actually has an office meant to disservice the customer and keep them from getting the service they were promised and are entitled to. Often staffed by mexicans since they are good at screwing things up and doing nothing right.

So I bought a new tracfone and tried to switch over my old tracfone's numbers and minutes to it. After a week of dealing with the stupid, lying, incompetent pedros in their customer disservice department I just said "Fuck it". They got me for the new phone, the memory for it and the card, but at least I'm not having them steal more of my life wasting time trying to get it to work anymore.

by doktor strangelove August 21, 2011

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