custard cuddle

When theres cum on you or your partner and you both proceed cuddle and thus mash it between the two parties.

Person 1: Hey do you want to cuddle?

Person 2: nah lets custard cuddle.

by ez1134 March 22, 2017

chunky custard

that moment when you piss, cum, and shid all at once.

hey steve wanna come in and help me

yeah, what's up

I need you to help me finish this chunky custard.

by Titties.yes September 26, 2022

custard

A name of something

my friendly dragon is named custard in a poem "The Tale of Custard The Dragon"

by magck February 20, 2017

Custard Sausage

Usually when a male masterbates before bed. When he wakes up the is a dry, smelly substance on the genital area.

"Man when Iwoke up this morning i had a Custard Sausage."

by Biggie. March 14, 2017

Custard Pouch

| ˈkəstərd pouCH |

noun

a term for a really bad pimple and/or whitehead, typically one that is located deep below the epidermis.

When popped/squeezed, it's contents look thick and off-white, like custard.

I really wanted to go to prom with her, but I had a goddamn massive custard pouch and was afraid it would explode all of it's eggshell chunkiness on her, so I bailed.

by Dunk Eggmaker May 30, 2022

Custard Ice Cream

it's when you lick your partner's face smeared with cum (or also licking each other)

Last night i have made a Custard Ice Cream with Cindy

by Apocalyptic Ass March 11, 2019

custard shuffler

Act of regular shuffling of ones spunk into neat order from ones fingers after a solo or assisted wank

He was known to be an avid custard shuffler and would often wear gloves in public.

by Dame Esme O'Ring October 3, 2022