Crusty Beaver

Similar to the male term smegma which smells like feta cheese. The excess crud that grows in and around the female genatalia over time when its not washed often.

While i was munching on some feta cheese the smell instantly reminded me of Alexa's crusty beaver.

by Clarence Jackson October 6, 2009

Crusty waffle

Dried up semen on the patch of skin formerly known as the taint

She refused to wash her crusty waffle after a dripping cream pie.

by Dog water inc December 3, 2015

Crusty

A word to describe basically anything bad about anything.

Origins in Ohio from a group of teenagers complaining about a ton of stuff, and forming a very exclusive group called "crust gang"

Person 1: This school is so bad..\
Person 2: Yeah its crusty

by cruster duster December 1, 2019

crusty cum bubble

An insult I heard from a girl I knew once, and its been funny as hell ever since. I guess it's just as it sounds, a dried, crusty bubble of semen.

Shut up you crusty cum bubble!

by Sydney June 3, 2004

Dirty Curty

A Dirty Curty is similar to a Dirty Sanchez, however when doing a chick doggystyle and sticking your finger up her ass, one does not give the chick a reacharound shit mustache but instead he gives himself the shit mustache.

Dude, we could see Joe railing this chick from behind through his bedroom window, and he totally stuck his finger in her ass and gave himself a Dirty Curty.

by KPT1000 February 24, 2011

crusty crab

When a guy cums all over a girls pubes and the guy gives her crabs!

Marlene: What Happen?? Whats wrong with your pants?
Elise:Damn it! That Small Dick Shit gave me a CRUSTY CRAB

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

custy

Someone that has no clue about the costs of weed and is very easy to rip off.

"I just ripped that fuckin custy off so bad", "That kid is such a cust"

by Mikel February 8, 2004