East Cupcake

Similar to bumfuck Egypt, indicates a small town, a one-horse town, a wide spot in the road.

She lived way the hell out in East Cupcake.

by junior goddess November 22, 2008

Cupcake team

Refers to the crappy team many Division FBS (I-A) colleges use as a warm-up for their football season and to sell tickets to alumni. Teams that fill up on cupcake teams often get fat and lazy, resulting in a thorough ass-whooping come time for conference games.

Every now and then the cupcake wins, prompting a torrent of lulz on every NCAA internet forum. See Appalachian State vs. Michigan.

Vanderbilt is the SEC cupcake team.

by AnonJudicator September 06, 2009

Golden Cupcake

A Golden Cupcake is performed after you finish having anal sex with a girl, you then have her put her legs behind her head and you pee in her butt.

Dude, I so golden Cupcaked your mom last night. -Rory to Pat

by ThreeG October 23, 2004

fuck cupcake

Putting an xtc tab up your ass, then having some one sodamise you to the point of ejaculation.

"Ralf gave me a fuck cupcake after I had knuckled a E"

by ubershock June 24, 2008

Angry Cupcake

When a chick is giving you a blowjob, you pull out prior to ejaculation, skeet on top of her head on her hair. She looks like a cupcake and is now angry because she has to wash her hair.

Jake: Hey Chris!
Chris: What's up? Why is Patricia so mad at you?
Jake: I gave her an Angry Cupcake.

by C Harvey November 08, 2007

Dirty Cupcake

When a woman is licking a man's asshole and he farts while she is performing said act.

"I will never lick his ass again because he gave me a Dirty Cupcake!"

by Tim/Brit May 12, 2010

cupcake stan

A cupcake stan is what you call users in stan twt that are super sensitive to nsfw jokes and topics. They would be the first to comment "wtf" on a BARE-MINIMUM nsfw post, joke, or copypasta and would often mistake any nsfw joke as "sexualization." They have autocaps on, use clapped emojis, and have fat ratios. They're basically the stan twt equivalent of fifth-graders during a lecture about sex in Science class. You can't make any BARE-MINIMUM nsfw jokes around them or you'll end up in an nsfw blocklist.

random user: *idol name*'s cock is monstrous. it's big and throbbing.

cucpake stan: WTF???? How dare you!? You're disgusting...
random user: ew a cupcake stan

by mai peen eslong August 08, 2020