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couch cuck

Ugly skinny wannabe Adam Lanza who got pwned by a couch.
by Daniel Bryer September 30, 2022
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Get Cucked

Wow, Jake just dropped his phone in the sewer lol. Get cucked.
by Spunnar September 12, 2017
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Covid-Cuck

Similar to the traditional definition of: 'Cuckold' except instead of enjoying watching someone else have sex with your spouse, you enjoy watching the government fuck your neighbour in which you just ratted out for breaking 'lockdown' restrictions.
Yeah, I'm a real covid-cuck, I just ratted out my neighbour for having his grandma over, now he's facing a $850 fine; I'm very impressed with myself.

Ben is a real covid-cuck, he just called the cops on me for having my mom over for dinner.

I'm too scared to go outside; I'm nosey and bored, better covid-cuck my neighbour cause' I see that he has one more car in the driveway than he usually has, he must be breaking lockdown restrictions!
by War-Machine-Whiskey February 4, 2021
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Cuck It Up

Term used when leaving a friend - as like a good gesture or motivation slang. Similar to saying good luck and have fun at the same time. Also can be said to someone before a fight to the person you hope will win.
Cory told Tessa to "Cuck it up tonight" on her way to Beau Jacks.
by Teemo July 13, 2006
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CUCK-WEDDING

CUCK-WEDDING - A formal or semi-formal ceremony marking the mutual agreement between a submissive male, his legal wife and another DOMINANT or ALPHA male to allow for the dominant to have his way with the frustrated wife.

During a CUCK-WEDDING the sub-male/CUCKOLD pledges to allow and encourage his wife to service the sexual needs of her REAL MAN/ALPHA MALE while he also pledges to encourage and be thankful to the STUD. The husband also pledges to eagerly clean the creampie of his wife after the STUD fills her cunt with cum. The wife pledges to serve the alpha male 1st in all things sexually by being his whore and to actively humiliate and degrade her husband while she is serving her man. The ALPHA MALE pledges to always give the sexual pleasure the wife needs and swears to humiliate the husband while he is using his whore. The ALPHA-MALE has breeding rights and can order the cuckold to do anything he likes. (FOOT RUBS, THE SERVING OF DRINKS AND FOOD, CASH PAYMENTS ETC...
During the CUCK-WEDDING as a Cuckold I was at my rightful spot. I was on my knees at the feet of the APLHA MALE watching him take over my wife and my life.
by Brian (The Dude) April 15, 2008
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Cuck Squad

Previously known as a "Wolf Pack", but that is so 2010. The new way to identify a group of heterosexual men age ranging from 18-55. These men get together and do various adult activities, but are not actual Cuckolds,aka letting their WAGS bang men for pleasure.
"Hey David",Barrett and Shawn are getting super drunk tonight,maybe gonna bang some chicks. I heard that fag Logan doesn't wanna come, so we will party without him, Cuck Squad Assemble!
by zealot nude 2 June 6, 2018
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Post-Cuck

The act of dating a person's ex while they are still around to see it.
Wait, So your best friend is dating your ex girlfriend? That's some post-cuck shit right there.
by NouriMT January 16, 2017
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