Burden of crooked smile

Nothing can neglect it, stands with everything, only people with the name FTC can use it.

"I force concession via burden of crooked smile."

by Crooked Smile FTC November 17, 2020

Crook

Something Richard Nixon said he wasn't.
Well we all know how that turned out.

I am not a crook!

by cyclopentane August 15, 2023

crooked pine

Slang word for laced weed

Wow can I have some crooked pine!

by Shitkey April 12, 2017

crooked seven

When talking about a girl a crooked seven equals a one.

"Honey you think my friend is pretty?" "Yeah she's a crooked seven."

by MoPetes17 May 14, 2018

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

Crooked butthole

See jaded

Ive had crooked butthole ever since i ate those carolina reaper pickles

by Jade Tea March 9, 2022

crooked mudflap

Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).

Carl gave Lousie a crooked mudflap last night because of his bum ankle.

by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022