Oatmeal Creampie

When a guy has oral sex with an old lady and creampies her.

"Yeah man, I just had an oatmeal creampie last night with that one Gilf. "

by Chrizzak H. Buchanan June 24, 2023

Oatmeal creampie

When you cum inside a person over the age of 65

I hooked up with this gilf the other night and gave her an oatmeal creampie

by DollFace07 March 17, 2023

Neapolitan Creampie

The act of getting the tasty trifecta of sequential oozing creampies in a row from three different men who are arranged side by side watching each other cum in another man's wife.

"Hey Hubby, I'm going to be home late from work, I have to stop by a friend's house get a Neapolitan Creampie. I'll call you when I'm on the way home. "

by Recalcitrate March 27, 2023

Boston Creampie

A Boston Creampie is when someone ejaculates inside someone in the bathroom of a Red Sox game.

I knew she was a true Red Sox fan when she asked for a Boston Creampie during the seventh inning stretch.

by abbycockbane January 17, 2023

Goatmeal Creampie

An unclean, smelly, nasty creampie given to a willing girl.

I hadn't showered in a week, but she couldn't wait to get it in, so I gave her a Goatmeal Creampie.

by RocketHologram77 January 27, 2023

creampie paycheck

A derogatory term for child support.

Once a month she gets her creampie paychecks from her baby daddies.

She only slept with him to earn a creampie paycheck.

by tunacan5 January 9, 2024

Raspberry creampie

A Raspberry Creampie is when your fucking a pregnant woman and you punch her in the stomach when you cum.

I gave my wife a Raspberry creampie pie for dinner.

by Raspberry creampie January 27, 2024