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Covfefe

Secret confirmation to congressional leaders that the Atlantic and Pacific coast walls will be built to keep out Europeans and Asians and improve our balance of payments. "Cov" = the covert wall will be built soon. "Fe" = Atlantic Coast. "Fe" = Pacific Coast.
Covfefe. Don't tell the lying press or crying dems.
by Billy Voter June 1, 2017
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Covfefe

Covfefe: Coverage of information mainly by mainstream media fake news.
To improve its ratings, CNN hasdecided to covfefe.

The covfefing of MSM has increased the public's desire to search for alternative media.
by Cana25 July 12, 2017
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Covfefe

The level of caffeine deficiency when you doze off in the middle of a tweet.
by WhiteBear74 June 1, 2017
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Covfefe

Acronym for 45's mantra: Carry On Very Fine Excellent Finest Earthling
"When things go bad," said the President, "I say to myself covfefe. It reminds me that I am the finest human ever to exist, and to persist."
by UtopianJ June 1, 2017
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Covfefe

noun) A state of inability to be responsible for one's own actions, as deemed socially unacceptable, while still maintaining a self-deluded belief of mental stability and intelligence.

adjective) Unintelligible to a point of ridicule.

interjection) Expression indicating a resignation of attempt at clarity, often used to emphasize the futility of an idea or truncate a sentence that has lost meaning for the writer. Despite being an interjection, it is rarely used with an exclamation mark, as the word is self-deprecating.
used as noun) "People in covfefe houses shouldn't throw covfefe." - Hillary Clinton

used as adjective) "You're not you when you're covfefe" - SNICKERS Australia

used as interjection) "Despite the constant negative press covfefe" - Donald Trump
by Griddlockk June 2, 2017
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Covfefe

Covfefe (v)

To stop mid-sentence after using a nonsensical expression, and then leave the conversation.
by T_E_H May 31, 2017
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Covfefe

Covfefe:

A racist, bigot and sexist.

Someone who hates progress and peaceful advancement of society.

Someone who is intolerant of someone else's beliefs, skin color, sexual orientation, gender, etc.

A person who is ignorant of others differences and intelligent conversation.

A person is closed minded and doesn't have the intelligence to evolve past their own ignorance.
Covfefe example: President 45 Donald J Trump

Virtually anything he says or tweet is a form of Covfefe.
by Greenjackle September 6, 2017
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