cousin eater

A close friend of yours who is always crushing on one of your cousins.

“Molly has had a crush of both of my cousins!”
“Molly hooked up with my cousin!”
“she is such a cousin eater!”

by Abeck June 7, 2020

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wack cousins

A person or group who are acting in a non-professional manner.

Spider and his crew need to stop acting like such wack cousins and just chill.

by Styles Re January 26, 2009

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A yearly tradition of staying up way too late, swimming, bridge jumping, vole-hunting, roblox playing, and dressing barbies up in ridiculous amazing fashion statements, it usuallt marks the beginning or end of the family reunion, and any number of sorts of mischief can happen over the duration of cousin camp.

"Cousin camp is coming up soon! I'm so excited to see everyone again"
"Same! Remember what Lucia did last year? that was crazy."
"I wonder what antics our cousins will be up to this time. Summer wouldn't be the same without cousin camp."

by zeesworld July 15, 2023

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Country Cousin

A distant cousin or relative with an unsophisticated backwoods and sometime incestual outlook on life. Typically acostumed to spending more time socializing with livestock than people and their social skills are indicative of this.

Britney Lane is my country cousin she keeps a rooster in the house because she refuses to buy an alarm clock.

by 🤔🧐🤣😂 September 20, 2019

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cousin

Anyone who isn't related to you, but you want to claim they are to get them a discount that only works for family.

At AMC Theaters, so many of the employees kept saying that they were bringing their "cousin" when it clearly was just a friend to get the "free tickets for family" so they said "no cousins" in the policy.

by Downvoting Victim November 5, 2012

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