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Cooter Quake

A fart so powerful the it vibrates your labia.
I farted so loud it gave me a cooter quake.
by Corezore June 17, 2016
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cooter haulin'

The process whereby a woman uses her vagina to transport items (usually contraband). A female-only alternative to the prison wallet.
Mary: Hey Bob, here's that pot vape pen you wanted.
Bob: Thanks! But how did you get it past customs?
Mary: I did a bit of cooter haulin'.
Bob: (as he gingerly sets the pen down) Ummm, thanks?
by weyus July 26, 2018
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cooter creeper

short dresses or tight dresses or long shirts worn as dresses that creep up on the cooter slowly as the person walks or dances.
Did you see that girl that was in that cooter creeper dress.

That halloween costume I tried on the other day was a cooter creeper so I did not buy it.

That dress you wore last night sure was a cooter creeper. Saw way more than I wanted too.
by party city employee say what September 27, 2010
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Cooter toot

A cooter toot is the sound of an extremely large, but fowl smelling pocket of air being released from the vaginal region of a woman. The cooter toot has a smell in compression to a rotting pig carcass or carcasses depending on the age or kill count of the woman. You can use a cooter toot as a reference on how many men she has been with.
Last night I went down on my girlfriend and she had a “cooter toot”

Do you smell that, I think the girl behind me had a “cooter toot”
by The salty underdog November 1, 2018
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Cooter Loaf

a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form
"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your cooter loaf why didn't you just ask"
by sam and junk March 28, 2009
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harry cooter

Ye who has obtained that hairiest cooch this side of the Mississippi
by jetty May 15, 2003
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Cooter Tooter

When a girl farts and it doesn’t come out the ass and travels out the vagina
My fart couldn’t escape my ass so I had a cooter tooter
by Bigsweet April 22, 2020
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