when a woman sends a picture of her cooter to another woman on her cellphone, email, etc. warning her to back off her man, because she found the other womans cooter on his cellphone to begin with.
by Kat/Roxy October 4, 2008
Get the Cootered mug.A term meaning vagina used in the song "Freaky Nike" By Sada Baby when he said "FaceTime me bitch let me see that cootermama"
by Itsss_Minaaa August 9, 2018
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A beautiful, gorgeous YouTuber that is from Australia. She currently lives in LA with her husband Gabriel Conte, whom she married in December 2016. She has a beautiful singing voice and beautiful blue eyes.
by cuddling-marais December 10, 2017
Get the jess conte mug.1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery
2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy
2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy
Example 1:
Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!
Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
Example 2:
Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.
Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!
Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
Example 2:
Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.
Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?
by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 22, 2011
Get the who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning? mug.someone who is being a complete retard, or when a chicks twat folds are so fat they look like good old flap jacks.
if someone is being dumb.... why'd you cock block me you fuckin cooter pancake.
if you get a fatty.... Hey man, what did you do last night.... I had me a good old cooter pancake.
if you get a fatty.... Hey man, what did you do last night.... I had me a good old cooter pancake.
by k-dizzski October 12, 2006
Get the cooter pancake mug.-meaning a diseased vagina that no one in there right mind would ever consider touching with a fifty foot pole because it oozes with pus and smells of expired tuna fish.
by Heather The Great April 2, 2005
Get the curtled cooter mug.Usually a larger man. Can often be found smoking hookah. Usually has dreadlocks. Great with women and is an awesome wingman.
by drdreads92 February 28, 2010
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