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Coonicide

A coonicide is the act of a raccoon taking his or her life by walking in front of a moving vehicle. Being a largely nocturnal animal, a coonicide will normally occur at night in rural setting or near an urban nature area where the raccoon species is prevalent. A daytime coonicide is a rare occurrence. Raccoons like to ‘play chicken’ with vehicles, and normally wait until the approaching vehicle is almost upon them before ambling off the road.
See that carcass in the road up ahead? Just another coonicide...
by LongmeadowFarm March 3, 2010
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zeeks comics and games

the cool place to hang out, also run by the biggest cool guy you will ever meet. often calls his employees weiners and finds ways to have fun. seems like a great place!

- anyone who goes here is a total (Zeekster)
Most nerds tend to be lewered here like a child chasing a preditor, offering candy in a white van.
- does not carry power rangers :/
- has great gaming room!
- has awesome employees! - very polite for young men
- has addicting plastic, cardboard, and colorful paper!
Bro, are you a Zeekster? cuz you gotta check out zeeks comics and games!
by Zeekster4life November 4, 2021
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Cosmic Shortcake

When you fuck someone over and end up with karma spewing overpowering cosmic justice all over your face and hair. The strength of the cosmic spooge causes you to fall and break your nose, resulting in a mixture of cosmic spooge and your own blood all over your pathetic face.
Bernard Madoff gets unsolicited daily servings of Cosmic Shortcake in his prison cell from his cellmate, Hank because he fucked over so many people.
by Cosmic Justice January 4, 2010
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dc comics

The comic book company responsible for Batman and Superman, to some the greatest to other a close second behind Marvel.

Soon to appear in the next Mortal Kombat game.
Who made the batman comics?
dc comics duh....
by crimson Fox February 23, 2009
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rage comic block

When one is in the thought process of creating a rage comic, a sudden block occurs, deeming the victim unable to create a beloved comic.
Keith: I don't know what to make for my rage comic
Shelby: What's wrong?
Keith: I have rage comic block.
by abercrombiesummerline November 4, 2011
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comicy

having the quality of or pertaining to comic books or there characters
That video game is comicy.
by john chatt June 19, 2004
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Cosmic Horner

someone who generally loves everything. this includes cock roaches.
"i've been a cosmic horner bad lately, even my sweat seemed romantic last night."
by redrobot September 24, 2005
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