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Contrabass Saxophone

The largest and lowest saxophone. It weighs around 90lbs, there are only 4 in the United States, it's pitched in Eb, and it is the most awesome thing in existence. Most sax players say their lives would be complete if they could play it.
Holy s***! It's a contrabass saxophone! That guy playing it is one lucky bastard.
by El Manisero May 29, 2010
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Centrally Isolated

Opposite of Centrally Located: Ithaca, NY.
by staxx March 21, 2007
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poo contractions

An overwhelming sense of pain, panic, cramping, and cold sweats that sweeps over someone when they are about to have diarrhea...especially if they are forced to hold it longer than they need to.

The feeling comes and goes, but gradually increases in frequency...like when women give birth...but this time you are giving birth to a giant wet shit.
Jeff's poo contractions became stronger and more intense as he searched for a clean public bathroom. Thankfully, his sphincter was strong and held back the flow.
by Dooodooo Man March 11, 2008
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Thug Shaker Central

A small Discord server in which American Air Force airman, Jack Douglas Teixeira, leaked classified military documents. Teixeria was charged with two counts in violation of the Espionage Act on April 13, 2023.
A: Did you hear about what happened in Thug Shaker Central
B: No, what happened
A: Some dude leaked government documents lmao
B: What a fucking idiot
by kys (keep yourself safe) June 3, 2023
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Centralia

As a referral to Centralia, IL.

Once of great historical value, this town has suffered great losses. It has basically become a big, drug-dealing parking lot. No one really important has come from here, except James Brady (google with Ronald Reagan), Gary Gaetti, and some other guy from nearby. If it was that important, I'd remember his name.

The only things to look forward to is their crappy Fourth of July carnival, which brings out all the carnies and skanks from deep in the city. That and our Balloon Fest. I'll defend the Balloon Fest. That's tight.

The really ironic part is, there is a sign that says "Centralia: Your Oppurtuniy." Even though there is none whatsoever.

Often referred to as "The Guilla" by wanna-be homeboys, don't let anything fool you. Stay far away from this town.
Yo, man! Let's go down to The Guilla!

Don't you mean Centralia, the armpit of the world?

Naw, cuz! The Guilla!

*Gets bitch-slapped*
by quiksilver_gullet May 31, 2009
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contraception

used to prevent pregnancies
use contraception when you have sex
by todd08 April 17, 2005
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hunterdon central

a school full of wanna be bad asses, theater kids, and then there are those kids that play their violins during lunch. Our school where kids are allowed to wear tails but god forbid one female being wears leggings to school. Then there are those girls that walk through the halls bitching about how they don't get invited to another girls super super super sweet sixteen. And you can't forget the cocky assholes that roam the halls going from bathroom to bathroom doing whatever the hell they do. Congratulations central YOU SUCK
You go to hunterdon central hahaha I'm sorry
by Iheartcentral January 24, 2014
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