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Coolie Conference

(noun)
a group of people fueled through bad decisions, cheap thrills and the smell of their own "confidence." Notorious for their Olympic-level gluttony, their gold medals in greed, and their PhD in failure to see the big picture. They persistently reject others' opinions with the grace of a brick and they see boundaries as suggestions. They come in flocks, you can smell and hear them from a town away, overtalking everyone else while contributing absolutely nothing.
The Coolie Conference gave the man an aneurysm after asking for a 6th discount
by charo pro max ultra October 25, 2025
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Jamaican Press Conference

The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device
Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.
by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010
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walk of confidence

Boss, swag, Obama walk,
He came in here with a walk of confidence!
by Immytfine August 29, 2017
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Small dick confidence

When someone give the expression of being macho and grandiose. But when the time comes to deliver, they under fulfil and you are left severely disappointed.
Friend A: Did you see Dave last night at the party? He was on fire!

Friend B: ohh I was with him last week, hes nice to talk to but once you get to know him you will see he's just small dick confidence.
by Maverick601 August 25, 2018
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Sudden Onset Confidence Syndrome

When someone, through some means (usually weight loss), gains a large and sudden boost to their confidence that turns them into egotistical dickheads. It can also exacerbate egos for people who were faking it and now that they have real confidence it makes them appear like they're bragging all the time.
Fella: Hey, did you see that Gary lost a ton of weight recently?
Mate: Yeah! Notice how he hates fat people now? And he scoffs at chicks that he previously would have crawled dick first through a valley of glass just for them to notice him?
Fella: I have!

Mate: Ya boy's got a bad case of Sudden Onset Confidence Syndrome.
by RussNuts July 16, 2019
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Blind liking for self confidence

A phenomenon on dating platform like tinder.
Upspeed blind liking of profiles without looking at photo's and descriptions.
It provides a boost on the self confidence of women, because they think all men like them.
But only when a female makes the match, shall the man make his choice.
Blind liking for self confidence
Waiting for the train and you dont have enough time to inspect all profiles.

So you are blind liking profiles at tinder for gaining self confidence at women.
by ontjie October 22, 2020
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Blind liking for self confidence

A phenomenon on dating platform like tinder.
Upspeed blind liking of profiles without looking at photo's and descriptions.
It provides a boost on the self confidence of women, because they think all men like them.
But only when a female makes the match, shall the man make his choice.
Blind liking for self confidence
Waiting for the train and you dont have enough time to inspect all profiles.

So you are blind liking profiles at tinder for gaining self confidence at women.
by ontjie October 22, 2020
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