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Self Block Cock Block(SBCB)

A man than manages to block his own cock from getting action as a result of being repulsive and/or having no game.
Guy 1: You get it in last night?

Guy 2:Nah, bro. I had a Self Block Cock Block(SBCB) night.
by CSB Fern April 28, 2012
mugGet the Self Block Cock Block(SBCB)mug.

Revenge Cock Block

Basically, perorming a cock block on someone, usually a friend, who just cock blocked you.
Drunk Chick: Hey, wanna go out back?

Mike: Sure
Brennan: Mike didn’t you and your wife test positive for AIDS yesterday?

Drunk Chick: ew nevermind *walks away*
Mike: Bro; that was a total revenge cock block
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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show cock then block

When you send a dick pic to someone to assert dominance, then block them, to further assert dominance
Friend: that girl I've been talking to has been a real bitch lately.
You: just show cock then block dude. Works every time.
by KansaiDorito October 17, 2020
mugGet the show cock then blockmug.

cock n block

when you send a picture of a penis before blocking someone
ughh don't want to talk to this girl anymore, i'm gonna cock n block her.
by linkø January 31, 2020
mugGet the cock n blockmug.

Cock-on-the-Block

To show appropriate commitment; to put your money where your mouth is; to commit
"Are you saying we'll get this return on the investment. Are you prepared to put your cock-on-the-block here?"
by hicksandhudson September 16, 2014
mugGet the Cock-on-the-Blockmug.

cock of the block

The one who struts his stuff the most in a given vicinity
Phil has had the most girlfriends and the most financial independence amongst his peers. Clearly he is cock of the block.
by somedude8000 October 11, 2010
mugGet the cock of the blockmug.

cock my block

The inverse of cock blocking, meaning being a wing-person.
"Bro, I need you to cock my block tonight"
"I'm gonna help you cock your block tonight, dude!"

"Let's cock those blocks at the party tonight!"
by TheBlockerofAllTheCocks September 12, 2019
mugGet the cock my blockmug.

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