clackervalve

Another name for Asshole, Ring, Anal-hole, Butthole, o-ring... etc etc etc.

"You are a friggen clackervalve" and "Woah, did that actually come out of your clackervalve?" or "You lick clackervalve"

by {Gothic~Love} + dad October 10, 2004

clackers

Testicles (or rather "balls", typically in the sense of having "big balls", i.e. nerve or audacity)

"Can you believe the gigantic, cast-iron clackers on that guy?"

by pr1mal August 22, 2003

chris crocker hater

A person who hate's on chris crocker and spends time putting him down. Even though it's stupid because if you really didn't like him then why bother spending your "valuble" time and write or say things about him. They usually have issue's with themselves or don't have a life. and more so sipping on hateraide and munching on hater-tots

This is a conversation between two chris crocker hater's

Hater One : I hate chris crocker !

Hater Two : SAME !

HAter One :

Let's waste our time and our lives, lets go on an urban dictionary and rant on him casuse were hating!

Hater Two : GREAT IDEA !

by Just saying June 28, 2008

Clucker

Woman that only likes you when you get her nice things.

Friend #1: Hey man this girl I've been talking to is really nice she loves the 300 necklace I bought her she never treated me better.

Friend #2: Man she's a clucker you shouldn't mess with a girl like her. You have been together for 2 weeks and now she treating you good cause you spent to much money.

Friend #1: Yeah bro that's true she's a clucker I'm getting it back

by Rmauz22331 January 24, 2015

clackerty

The texture of something thick and sticky.

A food that sticks your mouth together

The peanut butter was too clackerty.

by cafafwhisp February 11, 2010

Clockenflap

Clockenflap is a large music festival men attend. It has been widely kept secret from the public that is a large orgy for "straight" men to experiment with their sexuality.

"Did you see Steve at Clockenflap? He went cock crazy."

by SmellyMike October 30, 2017

crocker

a fat lazy male figure that sits on his computor all day with no breaks

that crocker is way to lazy

by adam kevin August 2, 2006