When two women lay down, one on top on the other (missionary style). They then push their vaginas together and the male(or for lack of male, third woman with a strap-on) comes in and fucks the spot in between them. This stimulates the clits of both women and the male's penis at the same time and everyone has a great time.
Guy 1: So I heard you banged Susan and Candy at the same time last night, you pimp!
Guy 2: Yeah, I got them both drunk and had myself a clam sandwich.
Guy 2: Yeah, I got them both drunk and had myself a clam sandwich.
by DeadEyeD!ck February 8, 2009
Get the Clam Sandwichmug. by E123 August 16, 2006
Get the Clam Kissmug. 1. n. When a woman's vagina resembles a freshly harvested crustacean from the sea.
2. n. A female who is sexually aroused and as such her clam is as wet as a seahorse.
2. n. A female who is sexually aroused and as such her clam is as wet as a seahorse.
1. Hey ashley, did you order some wet clams today? No, that's just me.
2. It's really moist outside today, huh? No, that's just my clam.
2. It's really moist outside today, huh? No, that's just my clam.
by Malek Lairn October 1, 2010
Get the Wet clammug. To gently place your vagina across the bridge of your sleeping partner's nose, and proceed to clamp down with the lips of the vagina. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and relentless grasp of a warm sensation on their face you say, "Snap, Snap!" For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with "Good Morning Beautiful.",
Like a Killer Ninja Turtle, Lynn slowly executed a textbook clam snapper on John's nose and said, "Snap, Snap!
by Lady Godsmack September 5, 2010
Get the clam snappermug. Your typical Lesbian.
by Harry Ballzannya June 27, 2005
Get the clam lappermug. lesbian sex; the act of two vaginas bumping against one another during sexual intercourse, usually accompanied by the splattering of a white, creamy fishy fluid. (See: bumpin uglies).
By the looks of the stains on the carpet, someone had spilt a dish of creamy alfredo seafood-but it was just the juices from your mom and her girlfriend clam smacking in the living room.
by lunchemz May 19, 2005
Get the clam smackingmug. by missivy June 30, 2009
Get the Clam Dunkmug.