Church Donuts

Donuts you get after church with jesus juice

Dude 1: dude what type of church donuts did you get?
Dude 2: french crawler BITCH!

by Sir Sex a Lot April 30, 2007

church shopping

To go to a new church every Sunday, usually churches of different Christian denomination, in hopes of finding one where the pastor approves of fornication, gay marriage, and wearing jeans to church.

Jerry wasn't happy in the Catholic Church when Father Stephen told him he couldn't bang his girlfriend. Now he is church shopping. So far he tried Lutheran, Baptist, Presbyterian, Methodist, and Orthodox Churches.

by drlolz August 6, 2014

Church Rd.

An Imaginary street located in the ghetto where many crimes occur, used for putting emphasis on where a notable event has occurred.

Yo this nigga was gettin out of line so I had to beat his ass on Church Rd.

by Elord6 October 18, 2011

church mouse

A church mouse is a meek individual who attends church regularly and frequently.

Go back to church you church mouse!

by lorietta August 31, 2006

Generations Church

The best Church in Yuma, Arizona. Said to be on the verge of sparking world wide revival. These members and leaders live an on-the-edge radical lifestyle and run with a vision known as G12. You may join in with them, or read about them later.

"You can tell apart real Christians, like the ones that go to Generations Church."

by disciplemaker July 14, 2009

church freak

Someone who has no life beyond church.

OMG!! I'm going to the church dinner tomorrow! I can't come over, i have to go to church. Forgive me God for not praising you today.

by al;dfjla;sjfd January 25, 2004

Church of IG

A small but devout group of adherants to a belief in the Mighty Soop Vulture IG.
Located in the UK, Western US, and sometimes in Japan.

Oh mighty IG we pray to thee, in your massive Church of Ig, bless our miserable lives and protect our twigs from harm. AMEN

by Father L. Church of Ig June 11, 2006