chili eskimo

The act of dropping a #2 into a condom then placing it in the freezer. Wait approx 3 hours. Upon removal from freezer (must be completely frozen)insert into anal or vaginal area for maximum pleasure.

Yo holmes, i totally chili eskimoed your sister last night...she loved it!

by peggyOniner May 11, 2009

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Chili willy

Instead of the tradtional wet willy, where the finger is first lubricated by one's saliva than inserted into the ear, a chili willy is when a feces covered finger is insterted into one's ear

I had a mad case of mud butt so i scooped my butthole with my finger and and stuck my finger into some douchebag's ear and gave him a chili willy

by I Love Blunts February 21, 2009

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Chili Bucket

Used when referring to the rear end of an individual. The chili being representative of the excrement being carried around by the booty (bucket).

"Damn dude, look at the chili bucket on that girl."

"Ya, that badonk is out of control!"

by NedULater November 13, 2013

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Chili Biscuit

When you shit in a bitches cunt.

Patrick: I can't believe you fucked that bitch last night.

Cummings: No worries I gave that hoe a chili biscuit.

Patrick: Noice.

by NomNomBiscuit September 25, 2011

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A simple exclamation of happiness when something sensical will not do. It is an obscure reference to both Mexicans (though not hateful) and some sort of food.

If one were ever to open a hot chilies stand, it would have to be served out of gondola. Why? It just does, even though it makes no sense. It's logical in an illogical way. To panhandle this food, one would yell, "Gondola hot chilies for sale!"

An Example Conversation

John: "Wow, this is fun!"
Chris: "Yeah it is."
(awkward silence)
Andrew: "Hot chilies!"
John: "Gondola hot chilies..."
Andrew: "... for sale"
Chris laughs.

by John February 14, 2004

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